So here I am sitting in my room on the floor with my basset hound Bessy Hulu. She is all curled up on my pink blanket looking so cute in her purple floral bandanna. She is freshly washed thus the reason she is allowed inside but only for a little while. I also cleaned her ears, brushed her teeth and clipped her nails. She is a sweety pie but a little bit spoiled.
I'm listening to One Direction. I love their music. It makes me want to dance and sing which I do a lot of. Plus the guys that are in the band are pretty cute and they have an adorable English accent.
I had a great day, I slept in and cleaned my room. Then I washed lots of dishes and started a load of laundry. After I hung the clothes out on the line I cleaned my bathroom . While I don't really enjoy any of those chores I am greatful that I am able to do them. That I have hands and feet and an able body. It is such a blessing and there are so many times I take it for granted. I encourage you to count your blessings even the ones like being able to wash dishes or clean your bathroom.
And now for a blonde joke.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs
to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz
SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the
title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral
for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000
loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde
returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The
loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you
were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my
Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke.
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane.
The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of
intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time
the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every
time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could
not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is
the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the
blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He
took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even
placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally,
angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the
$50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer
to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
Okay thats all for today I hope your day was as great as mine. Oh and Happy Birthday to my Auntie Ronda. Love ya lots!
Love,
Dayna
